Get-a-Life

Alright, enough of this. Baby steps now.
First question - what am I doing here?

The Answer:
Trying to start a blog. Apparently, without having a slightest idea how to do that.

OK, next question - why are you doing this?

The Answer:
I have a discussion forum. It's pretty much dead right now. It shouldn't be.

So?

So I want people to come to my discussion forum to talk about stuff. This way the forum's gonna be what it's supposed to be.

AND?

AND the forum is gonna be alive and kicking, and hopefully, I pray that this happens, I can earn some money from it and I can invest that money back to the forum because I want it to become a successful internet portal about... Uh, about getting a life?

Great. That's what we all really *need*, a successful internet forum about getting a life.

Well yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I thought. It's not like everybody's got one, and they ain't looking to get one.

:looking through the window:

I'm switching back and forth between this blog and another one, called THE TOP 77 MISTAKES NEW BLOGGERS MAKE, and I notice that certain points like

Blogging about absolutely nothing
Posting uninteresting titles

or

Blabbing too much without making any relevant points

seem to really make sense, but uh, well, what can I say - I'm a new blogger. Stone me.